Raxx Bloodmane
Raxx Bloodmane
Captain, IKS Jinaq'hwa
She may be small with poor eyesight
But do not judge her by her height
For in her beats the Klingon heart
That kills by bat’leth and gagh fart
She flies an ageing Bird of Prey
It’s stout but frankly past its day
Though cramped on board (she says ‘bijou’)
It’s home for her twelve tiny crew
And though they are a motley sort
Rejected all because they’re short
They’re Klingons still, so no surprise
They’ll cut you down to their half size.